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THE PERVERSE POOCH a full page two part tale as printed in The Chania Post, July edition. Part 2.

Perverse Pooch Part 2 You may recall my last escapade, the walk, the cat appearing and my mistress, Melody, laying in a deep puddle of water. The choice of chasing the speedy moggy was a nonstarter for why waste energy when the short trip back to mate with Beauty was on the cards. It didn’t take long to follow the trail as I could scent her long before I heard her running towards me. Just like Melody talking to her man friend, Beauty was flirting outrageously. Has she no shame for such blatant behaviour? It’s time to mate, but we had a problem as Beauty was so much smaller than me. Yet, where there’s a willing and shameless bitch, love would find a way. Feeling pleased with myself I sauntere

THE PERVERSE POOCH a full page two part tale as printed in The Chania Post, July edition. Part 1

PERVERSE POOCH by Rick Haynes Part 1 Humans are very stupid creatures; I guess it’s in their genes. Just because I have four legs and wag my long bushy tail frequently it doesn’t mean that I can’t understand what they want. All dogs have the ability to read their owner’s minds for they wear their emotions like the clothes on their backs. Bright colours are a signal for a happy day but I’m not going to try to explain black tops and grey trousers. Any deep frown or sharp voice makes me want to growl but my mother raised me better than that. If only Melody could think clearly for once. She’d soon know that I could read her mind as easily as understanding the desire of the Bichon Frise bitch, ap

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