

THE PERVERSE POOCH a full page two part tale as printed in The Chania Post, July edition. Part 2.
Perverse Pooch Part 2 You may recall my last escapade, the walk, the cat appearing and my mistress, Melody, laying in a deep puddle of water. The choice of chasing the speedy moggy was a nonstarter for why waste energy when the short trip back to mate with Beauty was on the cards. It didn’t take long to follow the trail as I could scent her long before I heard her running towards me. Just like Melody talking to her man friend, Beauty was flirting outrageously. Has she no sham


THE PERVERSE POOCH a full page two part tale as printed in The Chania Post, July edition. Part 1
PERVERSE POOCH by Rick Haynes Part 1 Humans are very stupid creatures; I guess it’s in their genes. Just because I have four legs and wag my long bushy tail frequently it doesn’t mean that I can’t understand what they want. All dogs have the ability to read their owner’s minds for they wear their emotions like the clothes on their backs. Bright colours are a signal for a happy day but I’m not going to try to explain black tops and grey trousers. Any deep frown or sharp voice