1. Yesterday is definitely gone and tomorrow never comes. So why not start at Christmas time and have a great today, and every single day for the rest of your life?
2. If you have Christmas in your heart you’ll put Christmas in the air
3. Nothing shouts Christmas louder than a big juicy turkey.
4. It is the one season when we can put away our fears, rekindle our childhood and have FUN!
5. Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and their parents pay for it.HO!HO!HO!
6. Christmas Day can hold all time together, when you’ve with your family.
7. At the Christmas party, you might get away with naked photos from the photocopier, but the shredder?
8. If Christmas didn’t exist, the big stores would probably invent it.
9. I’ve got a mind to give up living, yep, and go Christmas shopping instead.
10. Knock, knock
Arthur any mince pies left?
11. Dreaming of a white Christmas always leaves you in the RED! 11. Dreaming of a white Christmas often leaves you in the Red, dress.
12. All roads lead home at Christmas.