CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES 2016

December 14, 2016

 

 

CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES TODAY - Pull one and I guarantee you'll groan. Ho!Ho!Ho!
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne.
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? He had a low elf-esteem.
What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.
Why was the turkey in the rock group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks.
What do you call a line of men waiting for a Christmas haircut? A barberqueue.
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
A man walks into a bar... ouch.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve.”

 

 

 

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