This week I received a letter from my doctor which, initially, seemed a bit scary but you'd better read it just in case I've misunderstood.
This is a Health Alert.
There is a nasty virus going around.
It’s called -
Weeding Out Resting Killer - WORK .
If you contract WORK you should immediately cease all activities and visit the nearest -
Beyond All Reason - BAR.
You should imbibe huge quantities of -
Almost Limitless Energy - ALE - or
With Instant Nervous Effect - WINE.
If all else fails try a nice That Effervescent Astonishing - TEA.
Please re-post to warn others.
You know it makes sense.