FUN TIME

May 20, 2019

What time is it? Fun time of course.

 

 

 

Here is a selection, collected over many, many years from the archives.

 

MAYBE THIS DID HAPPEN

 

Walking back to my car, I slipped on a piece of wet plastic and fell down in to a puddle.

A lady in a silver Mercedes drew up. 

'Are you okay?'

'I think so. Thanks for asking.'

'That's good. You won't be needing your parking space then.'

 

YOU CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING

 

Two old dogs are off the lead. Their owners walking some way behind.

Telling his mate to wait, the first walks over to a large oak tree. He sniffs as he slowly walks around the trunk.

'What are you doing?' Asks the 2nd dog.

'Just checking my messages.'

 

 

 

A GOOD FRIEND TOLD ME THIS WAS TRUE

 

My wife was expecting and had an ultrascan at our local hospital. It was twins. I asked my mother-in-law what sex she thought they were. 

"Two boys."

"Err ... no."

"They must be two girls," she retorted."

I shook my head.

"What kind of babies are they then?"

 

A TRUE STORY

 

Whist working as a trainee cashier in a local bank a beautiful girl with long blond hair and blue eyes walked up to the counter.

"I'd like to cash this cheque please."

She was gorgeous. I couldn't stop looking at her cleavage.

I should have asked whether she had identification.

Alas, I was smitten, my words jumbled.

"Err ... can you, err ... identify yourself?"

In a flash she pulled out a mirror, looked at it and said, "Yes, that's me."

I gave her the money and my heart sank as she walked away.

 

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