Banana Pyjamas - A Drabble by Rick Haynes
I found myself standing alongside the fruit and veg in the local supermarket.
How did I arrive?
Was I dreaming?
Pinching my hands was completely pointless.
I closed my eyes but nothing changed.
Goosebumps appeared all over my body.
I asked myself why supermarkets were so cold.
I tried to put my hands in my pockets but couldn’t find them.
I could see, but my senses were betraying me.
I walked past the checkout and the alarm sounded.
“Sir! Walking around half-naked is one thing but if that’s a banana in your pyjamas then you’ll have to pay for it.”