CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES 2016

CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES TODAY - Pull one and I guarantee you'll groan. Ho!Ho!Ho! What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? He had a low elf-esteem. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson. Why was the turkey in the rock group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks. What do you call a line of men waiting for a Christmas haircut? A barberqueue. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose. A man walks into a bar... ouch. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve.”

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