RICK HAYNES

RICK IS A Teller Of Tales 3 Old age pensioners were sitting in the village hall, talking about anything; what to do next. Jack says. 'It's Monday. Tom answers. ' No, it's Thursday.' Bill chips in. 'I don't care what day it is so, let's go down to the pub.' Soon after their wives walk in. 'Where the hell have you been?'they shout. Their husbands smile and together they say. ' You for coffee ladies.' Three slaps around their faces and everyone in the pub couldn't stop laughing.

75? NOT OUT If your laughter lines are anything to go by, you’ve had a great fun-filled life, most of the time. Better still, you...

Ode To Idioms From the sign on the bus stop You could see just underneath, I could catch the 49, by the skin of my teeth, And so it was I...

There are many ways to write something, albeit short tales or novels. But where do you start? Yes, I was once in that conundrum so here...

PUSSY POWER b y Rick Haynes Toby, the ginger tom, sat on the window sill. He looked despondently at his human. Once again his bowl had...

THE OLYMPIC GAMES. I do like a good giggle, so, having thought of an idea, I came up with the following. Having watched the Olympics and...

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ARSENAL NICKNAMES rikki - Arsenal players Nicknames Tony Adams: Tone, Ooh-ooh, Rodders, Captain Fantastic/Marvel, Big Tone/Big T, donkey,...

MISSING YOU by Rick Haynes The nights are so cold Without your smile But I must carry on At least for a while My heart is broken My eyes...

BONKERS BANANAS – BONKERS MINIONS If this doesn't make you laugh, nothing will. As the music played the fun began. “Poulet tikka masala?”...