BLOOPERS ARE BACK
After scouring the web for suitable material that will make you enjoy a giggle or three, here they are.
VARIOUS BLOOPERS
SCHWEPPES TOILET WATER - ITALIAN TRANSLATION OF SCHWEPPES TONIC WATER
DENMARK AIRLINE TICKET OFFICE - WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS
IN A TOYO BAR - SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS
IN A USA DENTAL PRACTICE - WE DO OUR BUISINESS IN YOUR MOUTH
CANADA SIGN - GRAVE YARD NEEDS YOU - APPLY NOW
IN A BED SHOP - FREE ONE NIGHT STAND
AT A US RAILWAY STATION - BEWARE! TO TOUCH THESE WIRES IS INSTANT DEATH. ANYONE FOUND DOING SO WILL BE PROSECUTED
CLOSING DOWN - THANKS TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.
ON A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
IN AN OFFICE BLOCK - PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS LIFT WHEN IT ISN'T WORKING
BLOOPERS 2 - I WISH I HADN'T SAID THAT
STEVEN WEBB, BRITISH POLITICIAN - PENSIONERS WERE NOT BORN YESTERDAY
I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT IF YOU SCORE ONE GOAL, THE OTHER TEAM HAVE TO SCORE TWO - HOWARD WILKINSON
MURRAY WALKER - EITHER THAT CAR IS STATIONARY OR IT'S ON THE MOVE
BLOOPERS 3
They say that every piece of chocolate shortens your life by two minutes so I added everything up and made an unwanted discovery - It would seem I died in 1600
Whatever next. - After a weekend of panic buying, the UK adds brain cells to its growing list of shortages.
Calories? These tiny creatures live in your wardrobes and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
Success? A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Whilst a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
BIBS AND BOBS
Why do cows never have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Mail hippo to his mate. 'You look like you're gaining weight.'
'Oh really! How very hippo-critical of you.'
In the shops. “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.”
AND FINALLY
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
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