AN UNUSUAL STORY by RICK HAYNES

RICK IS A Teller Of Tales

3 Old age pensioners were sitting in the village hall, talking about anything; what to do next.

Jack says. 'It's Monday.

Tom answers. ' No, it's Thursday.'

Bill chips in. 'I don't care what day it is so, let's go down to the pub.'

Soon after their wives walk in.

'Where the hell have you been?'they shout.

Their husbands smile and together they say. ' You for coffee ladies.'

Three slaps around their faces and everyone in the pub couldn't stop laughing.

With a snarl like tigers, the ladies leave.

The moral of my tale is simple.

Never do anything to annoy your ladies for they have a long memory.

THE END