ITALIAN JOKES
I watched a television programme about the past and current culture of Sicily. I give you a joke or two from a salt farmer on the island. Two policemen are walking down the street. One is looking at his mobile and walks headlong into a - DO NOT STOP -sign. He looks up and reads the sign. Shrugs his shoulders and carries on banging his head against it. My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party, dressed as an Italian island. I said, “Don’t be Sicily.” Luigi and Paul
LIMERICKS GALORE
I am pleased to post something different this week. For the first time on my blog, I give you a host of limericks. Some are funny, some are clever, whilst others a bit risque. With 26 Limericks to enjoy, read on, and have a giggle or two. There once was a sculptor named Phidias Whose manners in art were invidious: He carved Aphrodite Without any nightie Which startled the ultrafastidious. A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude Saw a man come a
