PRESIDENT FAT BRAT
PRESIDENT FAT BRAT by Rick Haynes FOR A BIT OF FUN, READ THIS OUT LOUD IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT “Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States of America. Over to you, Mr. President.” “Everyone loves me. I know that to be the truth the whole truth… No, wait a moment, I need to cross my fingers in case I tell a few... untruths. Now, where was I? “Your new name, Mr. President?” “Yes! Yes! Yes! I was getting to that. Those Democrats are lousy at name calling, so I’ve got
WHEN HOGGY COMES AROUND
Based on a true story in our garden, and with apologies to real poets, I give you. WHEN HOGGY COMES AROUND by Rick Haynes He’s fat he’s round He always comes around Hoggy Hog - Hoggy Hog He’s back he’s found The food that’s all abound Hoggy Hog - Hoggy Hog l abound He’s here he’s there He must be everywhere Hoggy Hog - Hoggy Hog He moves he snorts He must be out of sorts Hoggy Hog - Hoggy Hog He’s gone he’s passed I knew it couldn’t last Hoggy Hog - Hoggy Hog He’s back on tim
