RICK HAYNES

LATEST NEWS CHRISTMAS CATERPILLAR CAKE CAUSES CARNAGE We parked the car near the entrance of her favourite supermarket as my better half told me we would be needing two trolleys. ‘Oh no, not another long stay at this massive super-hell market,’ I whispered to myself as I firmly gripped the handle of the cart. I had to for my four-wheeled metal beast had a mind of its own. As the sliding doors opened, I took a long intake of breath, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and manage

WHAT DID YOU DO IN LOCKDOWN NANNY AND GRANDAD? by Rick Haynes This true tale is dedicated to our lovely granddaughters, Gracie, Poppy and Maia. Speaking to our family via a video link is better than not meeting them in person, but it just isn’t the same, is it? And going anywhere is full of safety concerns. Are the supermarkets going to be busy? With Christmas day looming ever closer, they will, so are home deliveries the answer? Well, yes and no, as often the supermarkets d

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