I NEVER SAW THAT COMING


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“Doesn’t grab me, Shaun.”


“Who needs a stiff drink when you’ve got our blue tablet?”


“Better, but not quite catchy enough, is it Danny?”


“I’ve got it. We bottle the smoke, it’s free and we sell it to the Japanese.”


“I like it Mary, but too costly to transport.”


“What about you Dermot, any ideas?”


“Tis easy.”


“What are you waiting for?”


“We’ll keep you rockin if your cocksafloppin.”

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