GREEDY GOBLINS - A DRABBLE

The irresponsible lending of the banks continues so this, perhaps, is appropriate.

GREEDY GOBLINS

The goblins owned the bank and made the rules.

If I like it – it’s mine.

If it’s in my hand – it’s mine.

If it looks like mine – it’s mine.

If I think it’s mine – it’s mine.

Everything else is mine too.

The trolls were enraged with their avarice so submitted alternative rules.

If you like it – it’s mine.

If it’s in your hand – it’s mine.

If it looks like yours – it’s mine.

If you think it’s yours – it’s mine.

Everything else is mine, not yours.

The goblins closed the bank.

The trolls destroyed it.

Now, it is one big hole.