KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT 3

KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT 3 BY RICk HAYNES

And now I post another round of - did they really say that? It's time for more giggles so read on folks.

There are kids out there who'd chop their legs off to play football for Brighton.

Robbie Savage, football pundit. WHAT?

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields, actress.

Mistress of the bleeding obvious.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas

s. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never he

ard of one and that includes me. Jessica Simpson, singer. Is she really that silly?

Zoos provide a very useful breeding ground for extinct species. Lowri Turner, broadcaster.

There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire. Murray Walker, motor racing commentator. OPPS! Now that is a blooper.

I have the thermometer in my mouth and I'm listening to it all the time.

William Whitelaw, British politician. Let's hope he never chewed it.

I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office. George W Bush.

Oh really. What a plonker.

AND FINALLY

You're probably the only news organisation in the world with reporters in Kabul. For news reporters, that's a position to die for. Andy Collier, broadcaster.

A slip of the tongue costs lives; I wonder what he said later to appease his followers.

TIMES UP? NO. MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS IN DANGER!

Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog. Tails Pet Magazine.

If you've had a laugh do leave a comment. The more the merrier.

Have a great giggling day folks. Rick.