Spring is here, the birds are singing and the land is alive with their calls.
But not all that flutters is normal. So take a peek at some corny bird jokes and have a good laugh.
When should you buy a bird?
Wait for it.
When it’s going Cheep! Cheep! Cheep!
Did you hear the joke about the large crow and the telephone pole?
She wanted to make a long distance caw.
What is green and pecks holes in trees?
Woody the Wood Pecker of course.
Once upon a time, a rooster laid an egg. When he got up, which way did it roll?
Silly you, roosters don’t lay eggs.
What do you call a dancing chicken?
A funky chicken.
Don’t tell me you didn’t get this one.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls wouldn’t they?
Laughing out loud is good. Feel free to do so.
How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?
Naturally, with its own sparrow-chute.
Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Didn't you know it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the play- slide of course.
I hope you have been entertained so please leave a comment