It's That Birdie Time of Year by Rick Haynes

April 23, 2019

 

 

Spring is here, the birds are singing and the land is alive with their calls. 

 

But not all that flutters is normal. So take a peek at some corny bird jokes and have a good laugh.

 

When should you buy a bird?
Wait for it.

When it’s going Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! 

 

Did you hear the joke about the large crow and the telephone pole?
She wanted to make a long distance caw.

 

 

What is green and pecks holes in trees?

Woody the Wood Pecker of course.

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time, a rooster laid an egg. When he got up, which way did it roll?
Silly you, roosters don’t lay eggs.

 

 

 

 

What do you call a dancing chicken?

A funky chicken.

Don’t tell me you didn’t get this one.

 

 

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls wouldn’t they?

 

 

Laughing out loud is good. Feel free to do so.

 

How does a bird with a broken wing land safely?
Naturally, with its own sparrow-chute.

 

 

  

 

Why does a stork stand on one leg?
Didn't you know it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

 

 

 


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the play- slide of course.

 

 

 

 

I hope you have been entertained so please leave a comment 

 

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